Hush!... Quiet, please. The Sweetest is napping sweetly, and we must not - by any means - arouse him! After all, fighting evil all day long requires some serious down time.

Yet, this would be a good time to answer frequently asked questions about the Sweetest. Anyone? OK, then, you at the keyboard, the one with that sweetest of sugarlump grins.

Is he really that sweet? Answer: As sweet as you are about the ones you love most! He often goes by the alias: Sugarlump. That's because he lumps all his sugar on the ones he loves most, and even those he shouldn't, an action he highly recommends for all. Moreover, his sugarlumps are free for the asking, as you would naturally expect. Of course, the Sweetest would confirm this, if he wasn't napping; fortifying himself to crush all universal evil! Hush! Please, everyone! I realize the excitment is electrifying, but I must plead again, keep the applause down until all questions have been answered. Thank you. Now, you at the other keyboard, you sweetest of sweet things, what is your question?

What does The Sweetest or Sugarlump think that a man must do, to follow in his footsteps? Answer: A noble question, indeed. To the point: The Sweetest lives by the command that demands, "If a man can't be anything else, he can always be a gentleman." So, to truly follow in the steps of the most humble Sweetest, a man must always "first" be a gentleman. Sour water can not come from a fresh spring, and sweetness is a spring that should flow easily from all men. The Sweetest said that. Next question, please. I can see you through the monitor. You there - brimming with a near overdose of sweetness!

I think The Sweetest heard you, Sir. I do believe he stirred a little! Forgive me, but my question is more about his children. I've heard they are of a peculiar brand of "Sweetness." Can you explain more? Answer: With all due pleasure, my child. If you will kindly proceed to the next few pages, you can witness for yourself the kind of offspring that flow from The Sweetest Thing Living. Sugarlump is at your service. We can "never mind evil" for the moment. As you can clearly see, the Sweetest is sleeping in the doorway, back turned in deception, ready to spring "mightily" on any evil that should approach the door. After me, please.